A nite to remember…..again!

This one could be turned into a movie!

After picking up my girl Ash last nite we headed off to our fav margarita place MexiCali inStudio City. The two of us planted ourselves down at the bar and met these two very good looking younger men. They asked what we did, where were from and all the typical shit guys ask before trying to stuff your ass. We let them buy a few drinks and tell us about all the fascinating shit they do with there lives and just when I thought the dumb one was gonna finally say something prolific Ash reminded me we had a party to go too. The guy’s really were upset about the idea of us two leaving and I thought hey why not bring them with. ( Great fucking idea they had a limo) so we rushed back to my place threw on some slinky dresses and were back in the limo in ten flat. We continued to consume mass quantities of the goose and the two bucks were in hot pursuit of some tranny ass…..but wait the trans thing never came up and if at any point in my life I thought someone was reading my mind Ash turned to me and said “I think it’s time to tell” they looked at each other, the one already half outta his pants. “Boys theres something we have failed to mention” and really I never even thought too until I realized they had no fucking idea “she and I are fully equipt” The two looked puzzled at eachother. “What?” Then I chime in with “we have cocks” LOL the one looked like he had seen a ghost the other continued to take his pants off, all the while telling his friend “c’mon it the two of us whos gonna find out?” By the time we rolled up to the front gates we had forgotten we were in the car.  I do remember seeing the red and blue lights and not even skipping a beat, there we were on our backs legs in the air and these two white boys pale asses sticking up plowing into the delicate rears of Ash and I. Door opens and there stands our driver telling us theres cops everywhere and we should probably just go home, just then in pops the heads of two of LA’s finnest. The look on there faces and the laughter that follo0wed will be fresh in my mind for weeks to come. I remember the one saying take these kids home then shutting the limo door. Yes we continued to FUCK and the driver delivered the two of us to my door step safe and sound and thouroughly screwed! We exchanged numbers with our male friends and stumbled into my cozy home.

This morning I woke up and was sitting on the toilet pissing and my memory kicked in, I laughed so hard remembering the crazy events of the nite before. This one will forever go down in the books and will be something Ash and I remember for along time to come!

xoxoxoxoxo

Mo